This is the digital reading copy of The Lonely Hearts Club, Issue 07.
The digital edition is a full PDF of the newspaper, exactly as it appears in print. Same stories. Same personal ads. Same pacing, design, and curious little details. Printed monthly. Read religiously. Best enjoyed slowly.
If you’re near one of our host venues, we still recommend reading it there. If you want to hold it in your hands, the print edition is the thing. But if you’re elsewhere, or simply missed your copy, this one’s for you.
This is people’s print, in digital form, designed to be devoured by all.
Contributors
Our matchmaker-in-residence, Justin Myers, returns with another pristine pairing. We knew he was good at his job, but these two fine souls may as well just get together already.
Ms. Penny Lane is back with advice best enjoyed over a cup of coffee.
For the very first time, we publish a short story by none other than the world-famous Quiz. Don't know him? Think again. Settle in for the amusing ride and all will be revealed by the end.
We also tip our hat to one of our favourite Public Service Announcements, with a gentle reminder to make the most of your membership number. It belongs to you, after all, and rather wonderfully, it always will.
As always, holding it all together with nothing but the syrup of sweet longing are our delectable personal ads, every one of them waiting patiently for your letters. Every issue reaffirms our certainty that this wondrous Earth is positively overflowing with the most beautiful of souls.
If you’re looking for a newspaper devoted to love, longing, and human connection — romantic, platonic, undefined — welcome back. Or welcome in.
In any case:
Welcome to The Lonely Hearts Club.
This is the digital reading copy of The Lonely Hearts Club, Issue 07.
The digital edition is a full PDF of the newspaper, exactly as it appears in print. Same stories. Same personal ads. Same pacing, design, and curious little details. Printed monthly. Read religiously. Best enjoyed slowly.
If you’re near one of our host venues, we still recommend reading it there. If you want to hold it in your hands, the print edition is the thing. But if you’re elsewhere, or simply missed your copy, this one’s for you.
This is people’s print, in digital form, designed to be devoured by all.
Contributors
Our matchmaker-in-residence, Justin Myers, returns with another pristine pairing. We knew he was good at his job, but these two fine souls may as well just get together already.
Ms. Penny Lane is back with advice best enjoyed over a cup of coffee.
For the very first time, we publish a short story by none other than the world-famous Quiz. Don't know him? Think again. Settle in for the amusing ride and all will be revealed by the end.
We also tip our hat to one of our favourite Public Service Announcements, with a gentle reminder to make the most of your membership number. It belongs to you, after all, and rather wonderfully, it always will.
As always, holding it all together with nothing but the syrup of sweet longing are our delectable personal ads, every one of them waiting patiently for your letters. Every issue reaffirms our certainty that this wondrous Earth is positively overflowing with the most beautiful of souls.
If you’re looking for a newspaper devoted to love, longing, and human connection — romantic, platonic, undefined — welcome back. Or welcome in.
In any case:
Welcome to The Lonely Hearts Club.