This is the digital reading copy of The Lonely Hearts Club, Issue 08.
The digital edition is a full PDF of the newspaper, exactly as it appears in print. Same stories. Same personal ads. Same pacing, design, and curious little details. Printed monthly. Read religiously. Best enjoyed slowly.
If you’re near one of our host venues, we still recommend reading it there. If you want to hold it in your hands, the print edition is the thing. But if you’re elsewhere, or simply missed your copy, this one’s for you.
This is people’s print, in digital form, designed to be devoured by all.
Contributors
Our cats are out in force this issue, with some fabulous felines making their way into the pages. We’re not quite sure how they got here, but we’re very pleased they did.
We sit down with the royalty of the classifieds, Long Lost Personals, for an interview we still can’t quite believe we managed to secure.
Our matchmaker-in-residence, Justin Myers, returns with a palate cleanser, or in other words, a rather less-than-pristine pairing.
Ms. Penny Lane helps a not-so-gentle man come to terms with the situation he put himself in.
For the first time ever, we present an unofficial statistic, lovingly compiled without a single number in sight.
And, of course, the reason for our existence, a brand new selection of beautiful personal ads.
If you’re looking for a newspaper devoted to love, longing, and human connection — romantic, platonic, undefined — welcome back. Or welcome in.
In any case:
Welcome to The Lonely Hearts Club.
This is the digital reading copy of The Lonely Hearts Club, Issue 08.
The digital edition is a full PDF of the newspaper, exactly as it appears in print. Same stories. Same personal ads. Same pacing, design, and curious little details. Printed monthly. Read religiously. Best enjoyed slowly.
If you’re near one of our host venues, we still recommend reading it there. If you want to hold it in your hands, the print edition is the thing. But if you’re elsewhere, or simply missed your copy, this one’s for you.
This is people’s print, in digital form, designed to be devoured by all.
Contributors
Our cats are out in force this issue, with some fabulous felines making their way into the pages. We’re not quite sure how they got here, but we’re very pleased they did.
We sit down with the royalty of the classifieds, Long Lost Personals, for an interview we still can’t quite believe we managed to secure.
Our matchmaker-in-residence, Justin Myers, returns with a palate cleanser, or in other words, a rather less-than-pristine pairing.
Ms. Penny Lane helps a not-so-gentle man come to terms with the situation he put himself in.
For the first time ever, we present an unofficial statistic, lovingly compiled without a single number in sight.
And, of course, the reason for our existence, a brand new selection of beautiful personal ads.
If you’re looking for a newspaper devoted to love, longing, and human connection — romantic, platonic, undefined — welcome back. Or welcome in.
In any case:
Welcome to The Lonely Hearts Club.