Digital Edition (PDF) — Issue No. 9 | The Lonely Hearts Club

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This is the digital reading copy of The Lonely Hearts Club, Issue 09.

The digital edition is a full PDF of the newspaper, exactly as it appears in print. Same stories. Same personal ads. Same pacing, design, and curious little details. Printed monthly. Read religiously. Best enjoyed slowly.

If you’re near one of our host venues, we still recommend reading it there. If you want to hold it in your hands, the print edition is the thing. But if you’re elsewhere, or simply missed your copy, this one’s for you.

This is people’s print, in digital form, designed to be devoured by all.

Contributors

  • Our matchmaker-in-residence, Justin Myers, returns with a Myers’ Match fuelled by the sweet smell of Cacharel and a rather enthusiastic newcomer’s pheromones.

  • Ms. Penny Lane offers some advice guaranteed to polarise everyone and their dog.

  • An interview with Luke Saunders, a young musician from Sydney who will write you a poem just because.

  • A fantastic short story by Edgar Allan Poe — apparently the last piece of writing he ever produced.

  • And, finally, the mysterious return of Printstagram — this time from the toiletries aisle. Is “M” our Princess M, or somebody new? The suspense!

And, of course, a brand new selection of personal ads, including a free holiday on a Princess (that’s a boat, you libertine).

This is the digital reading copy of The Lonely Hearts Club, Issue 09.

The digital edition is a full PDF of the newspaper, exactly as it appears in print. Same stories. Same personal ads. Same pacing, design, and curious little details. Printed monthly. Read religiously. Best enjoyed slowly.

If you’re near one of our host venues, we still recommend reading it there. If you want to hold it in your hands, the print edition is the thing. But if you’re elsewhere, or simply missed your copy, this one’s for you.

This is people’s print, in digital form, designed to be devoured by all.

Contributors

  • Our matchmaker-in-residence, Justin Myers, returns with a Myers’ Match fuelled by the sweet smell of Cacharel and a rather enthusiastic newcomer’s pheromones.

  • Ms. Penny Lane offers some advice guaranteed to polarise everyone and their dog.

  • An interview with Luke Saunders, a young musician from Sydney who will write you a poem just because.

  • A fantastic short story by Edgar Allan Poe — apparently the last piece of writing he ever produced.

  • And, finally, the mysterious return of Printstagram — this time from the toiletries aisle. Is “M” our Princess M, or somebody new? The suspense!

And, of course, a brand new selection of personal ads, including a free holiday on a Princess (that’s a boat, you libertine).