Digital Edition (PDF) — Issue No. 4 | The Lonely Hearts Club

£5.00

This is the digital reading copy of The Lonely Hearts Club, Issue 04.

The digital edition is a full PDF of the newspaper, exactly as it appears in print. Same stories. Same personal ads. Same pacing, design, and curious little details. Printed monthly. Read religiously. Best enjoyed slowly.

If you’re near one of our host venues, we still recommend reading it there. If you want to hold it in your hands, the print edition is the thing. But if you’re elsewhere, or simply missed your copy, this one’s for you.

This is people’s print, in digital form, designed to be devoured by all.

Contributors

  • Justin Myers, our matchmaker-in-residence, returns with “The Myers Match”, pitching a potential match fit for ITV2.

  • We inaugurate Printstagram, the world’s slowest social network — where every anonymous post is curated to absurd perfection.

  • Australian musician and producer Joe Lyons reflects on persistence, risk, and the long, untidy road to creative fulfilment.

  • And our editor-in-chief admires the Public Universal Friend, whose life challenges linear history and reminds us that identity, like time, is often cyclical.

All of this, of course, alongside a fresh collection of delectable personal ads — plus a small guide to writing ads that are honest, sly, and just unhinged enough to work.

Available as a digital PDF, our treasured Issue 04 is for hearts, histories, and improbable connections. Place the ad. Post the Printstagram. Follow the music. Repeat as necessary.

If you’re looking for a newspaper devoted to love, longing, and human connection — romantic, platonic, undefined — welcome back. Or welcome in.

In any case:

Welcome to The Lonely Hearts Club.

This is the digital reading copy of The Lonely Hearts Club, Issue 04.

The digital edition is a full PDF of the newspaper, exactly as it appears in print. Same stories. Same personal ads. Same pacing, design, and curious little details. Printed monthly. Read religiously. Best enjoyed slowly.

If you’re near one of our host venues, we still recommend reading it there. If you want to hold it in your hands, the print edition is the thing. But if you’re elsewhere, or simply missed your copy, this one’s for you.

This is people’s print, in digital form, designed to be devoured by all.

Contributors

  • Justin Myers, our matchmaker-in-residence, returns with “The Myers Match”, pitching a potential match fit for ITV2.

  • We inaugurate Printstagram, the world’s slowest social network — where every anonymous post is curated to absurd perfection.

  • Australian musician and producer Joe Lyons reflects on persistence, risk, and the long, untidy road to creative fulfilment.

  • And our editor-in-chief admires the Public Universal Friend, whose life challenges linear history and reminds us that identity, like time, is often cyclical.

All of this, of course, alongside a fresh collection of delectable personal ads — plus a small guide to writing ads that are honest, sly, and just unhinged enough to work.

Available as a digital PDF, our treasured Issue 04 is for hearts, histories, and improbable connections. Place the ad. Post the Printstagram. Follow the music. Repeat as necessary.

If you’re looking for a newspaper devoted to love, longing, and human connection — romantic, platonic, undefined — welcome back. Or welcome in.

In any case:

Welcome to The Lonely Hearts Club.