THE VALENTINE’S ISSUE | ISSUE 02
Our Valentine’s issue of The Lonely Hearts Club is your chance to be seen, to be read, to flirt in print. Shy, audacious, mischievous, poetic — we want it all. Come join the club and be part of a secret roll-call of the city’s most curious hearts.
Here’s how it works:
One month in print. Your ad will appear in our February issue distributed through some of London’s most interesting independent spots.
Four weeks of replies. We’ll forward responses to you by post, once a week. Handwritten, sealed, and sent the old-fashioned way.
Stay anonymous. Suitors write to us using a unique reply code, we pass their letters on. No inboxes. No algorithms.
Need a hand? We can help you polish your words or find the right tone to stand out.
After your month ends, we’ll check in if you’d like to keep your correspondence going (for a small admin fee of £5 per forward + postage).
Keep it sharp: 40 words max. Enough to intrigue, never to overshare.
Editorial deadline for Issue 02: 20th January 2026, 23:59 GMT
When you click ‘Place my ad,’ a short form will appear for you to submit your words.
THE VALENTINE’S ISSUE | ISSUE 02
Our Valentine’s issue of The Lonely Hearts Club is your chance to be seen, to be read, to flirt in print. Shy, audacious, mischievous, poetic — we want it all. Come join the club and be part of a secret roll-call of the city’s most curious hearts.
Here’s how it works:
One month in print. Your ad will appear in our February issue distributed through some of London’s most interesting independent spots.
Four weeks of replies. We’ll forward responses to you by post, once a week. Handwritten, sealed, and sent the old-fashioned way.
Stay anonymous. Suitors write to us using a unique reply code, we pass their letters on. No inboxes. No algorithms.
Need a hand? We can help you polish your words or find the right tone to stand out.
After your month ends, we’ll check in if you’d like to keep your correspondence going (for a small admin fee of £5 per forward + postage).
Keep it sharp: 40 words max. Enough to intrigue, never to overshare.
Editorial deadline for Issue 02: 20th January 2026, 23:59 GMT
When you click ‘Place my ad,’ a short form will appear for you to submit your words.
