Post a Personal Ad in Print | UK | The Lonely Hearts Club

£40.00

Step off the grid. Be seen, be read, flirt in print: handwritten, sealed, delivered. Shy, audacious, mischievous, poetic — we welcome all. Join the secret roll-call of the country’s most curious hearts.

How it works

Rolling publication schedule

  • Orders placed on or before the 20th of the month appear in next month’s issue.

  • Orders placed after the 20th appear in the issue of the month after next.
    Example: order by 20th March → printed in April; order after 20th March → printed in May.

One issue in print + digital edition
Your personal ad lives in our next issue, distributed across the UK’s most intriguing independent cafés, bookstores, and hidden corners and to subscribers worldwide. A digital edition of the newspaper is included, so you can read your issue anytime, anywhere.

Your Responses
We handle all letters that we receive from our London office. Each letter is handwritten, sealed, and forwarded to you, maintaining complete anonymity with unique reply codes. Your ad includes four forwards — wherever possible, we try to bundle letters received to make the most of your forwards.

Keep it sharp
40 words max. Enough to intrigue, never to overshare.

Need a hand?
We’ll help you craft the words that stand out, just let us know when you place your oder.

Your membership never expires
A small admin fee applies once your forwards have been used (£5 per forward + postage).

When you click “Place my ad,” a short form will appear for you to submit your text.

Step off the grid. Be seen, be read, flirt in print: handwritten, sealed, delivered. Shy, audacious, mischievous, poetic — we welcome all. Join the secret roll-call of the country’s most curious hearts.

How it works

Rolling publication schedule

  • Orders placed on or before the 20th of the month appear in next month’s issue.

  • Orders placed after the 20th appear in the issue of the month after next.
    Example: order by 20th March → printed in April; order after 20th March → printed in May.

One issue in print + digital edition
Your personal ad lives in our next issue, distributed across the UK’s most intriguing independent cafés, bookstores, and hidden corners and to subscribers worldwide. A digital edition of the newspaper is included, so you can read your issue anytime, anywhere.

Your Responses
We handle all letters that we receive from our London office. Each letter is handwritten, sealed, and forwarded to you, maintaining complete anonymity with unique reply codes. Your ad includes four forwards — wherever possible, we try to bundle letters received to make the most of your forwards.

Keep it sharp
40 words max. Enough to intrigue, never to overshare.

Need a hand?
We’ll help you craft the words that stand out, just let us know when you place your oder.

Your membership never expires
A small admin fee applies once your forwards have been used (£5 per forward + postage).

When you click “Place my ad,” a short form will appear for you to submit your text.