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Place a 20-word, text-only ad in The Lonely Hearts Club, Issue No. 1.
We champion the curious, the niche, and the small: bookshops, record stores, coffee shops, club nights, galleries, studios, architects — anything that deserves a voice in print. Your ad could be a whisper from a tucked-away shop, a call to midnight revellers, a plea for more readers of forgotten poets, or a love letter to a secondhand paperback. Deadpan, sincere, ridiculous — it just has to sound like you and your business.
Issue: Your ad will appear in print in The Lonely Hearts Club Issue No. 1 (January 2026)
Word Limit: 20 words, text-only (website links or business addresses not included)
Format: Print-only placement
Style: Deadpan, sincere, ridiculous — it just has to sound like you
Eligibility: Independent, niche UK businesses only
Refund Policy: If we refuse an ad, your payment will be refunded in full
Transparency & Pricing:
We believe in keeping things simple. Our business ad costs a flat £150, with no VAT charged as we are not yet registered. There are no extra fees for “premium” placement — every ad is treated equally. If you run a very small business and the fee is a barrier, please get in touch. Each month we select a few businesses that align with our ethos and values to feature as a thank-you to our community.
Please Note: We reserve the right to edit or refuse ads that breach our editorial guidelines or our Terms and Conditions. You are legally responsible for your content. Should we refuse your ad, we will refund your payment in full.
Place a 20-word, text-only ad in The Lonely Hearts Club, Issue No. 1.
We champion the curious, the niche, and the small: bookshops, record stores, coffee shops, club nights, galleries, studios, architects — anything that deserves a voice in print. Your ad could be a whisper from a tucked-away shop, a call to midnight revellers, a plea for more readers of forgotten poets, or a love letter to a secondhand paperback. Deadpan, sincere, ridiculous — it just has to sound like you and your business.
Issue: Your ad will appear in print in The Lonely Hearts Club Issue No. 1 (January 2026)
Word Limit: 20 words, text-only (website links or business addresses not included)
Format: Print-only placement
Style: Deadpan, sincere, ridiculous — it just has to sound like you
Eligibility: Independent, niche UK businesses only
Refund Policy: If we refuse an ad, your payment will be refunded in full
Transparency & Pricing:
We believe in keeping things simple. Our business ad costs a flat £150, with no VAT charged as we are not yet registered. There are no extra fees for “premium” placement — every ad is treated equally. If you run a very small business and the fee is a barrier, please get in touch. Each month we select a few businesses that align with our ethos and values to feature as a thank-you to our community.
Please Note: We reserve the right to edit or refuse ads that breach our editorial guidelines or our Terms and Conditions. You are legally responsible for your content. Should we refuse your ad, we will refund your payment in full.