Issue No. 1 (January 2026) | The Lonely Hearts Club

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Behold our debut: a newspaper for romantics, cultural schemers, and the naturally nosey.

Issue No. 1 arrives fully formed, part love letter, part social experiment, part beautifully printed rebuke to the algorithm. Inside, you’ll find personal ads, essays that gently (and not-so-gently) prod at modern connection, interviews worth reading twice, and art rescued from the public domain and returned to glamorous service. It’s tactile, seductive, and designed to be devoured by all.

Contributors

  • Marie Le Conte
    Launches her Outsiders Art Club, and tells us all about the origins of London’s hottest new art club.

  • Justin Myers (aka The Guyliner)
    Makes his grand entrance as our Matchmaker-in-Residence with The Myers Match, a monthly act of romantic meddling conducted with his signature charm and precision that no AI could ever emulate.

  • Alejandro Ramos Saavedra
    Shows us how to commit small acts of rebellion in a world designed to sand down your edges.

  • Mattie Safer (Lovetempo, Poolside, ex–The Rapture)
    And Mattie talks disco, desire, drifting hearts, and assembling a band you actually want to stay in.

Plus, of course, our glorious personal ads and our signature mystery mischief.

UK Shipping: Included

International Shipping: + £5

Welcome to the Lonely Hearts Club

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Behold our debut: a newspaper for romantics, cultural schemers, and the naturally nosey.

Issue No. 1 arrives fully formed, part love letter, part social experiment, part beautifully printed rebuke to the algorithm. Inside, you’ll find personal ads, essays that gently (and not-so-gently) prod at modern connection, interviews worth reading twice, and art rescued from the public domain and returned to glamorous service. It’s tactile, seductive, and designed to be devoured by all.

Contributors

  • Marie Le Conte
    Launches her Outsiders Art Club, and tells us all about the origins of London’s hottest new art club.

  • Justin Myers (aka The Guyliner)
    Makes his grand entrance as our Matchmaker-in-Residence with The Myers Match, a monthly act of romantic meddling conducted with his signature charm and precision that no AI could ever emulate.

  • Alejandro Ramos Saavedra
    Shows us how to commit small acts of rebellion in a world designed to sand down your edges.

  • Mattie Safer (Lovetempo, Poolside, ex–The Rapture)
    And Mattie talks disco, desire, drifting hearts, and assembling a band you actually want to stay in.

Plus, of course, our glorious personal ads and our signature mystery mischief.

UK Shipping: Included

International Shipping: + £5

Welcome to the Lonely Hearts Club